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| 1. | Excuse me sir, before you board your flight, you've been selected for a random.... (8.5) | | 2. | Dude I Knew It Would FIT!! (7.5) | | 3. | Astronomers revoke theory that nothing comes out of black holes (7.0) | | 4. | Be gentle... it's my first time. (6.7) | | 5. | leave the other's captions in there, thats where they belong (6.5) |
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| 1. | After successfully completing 1st grade, Billy's parents help him celebrate with a bong full of apple juice. (7.0) | | 2. | "Junior... what...whatyoutalkin...anyway one day Junior, you gonna be the bestest fluffer in the world!!! (6.5) | | 3. | Fat chicks dig cool kids (6.5) | | 4. | "Good job you can say the alphabet backwards, now its time for you to get laid." (5.5) | | 5. | Joey, put down the phone and fill it up. (4.5) |
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| 1. | Notice how the chicks will huddle together for protection when they sense a predator is near. (8.4) | | 2. | Humph! Lesbians... (8.0) | | 3. | Lloyd paced like a lion as he searched the crowd for the ones with daddy issues. (7.0) | | 4. | Surf City my ass, this place is like 100 to 1. (6.8) | | 5. | I guess they meant it when they said not even if I was the last guy on earth. (6.6) |
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| 1. | Wall-E's taking us home! (7.6) | | 2. | Wilford Brimley is comin to the house to personally give us our diabeetus medicines. We gotta head to the Wal-Mart to buy oatmeal and thongs. (7.0) | | 3. | Clay Aiken is gay? (6.8) | | 4. | They are out of Twinkies. (6.0) | | 5. | "Ice cream, where? I could kill a man and his own mother for some ice cream." (5.5) |
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| 1. | A scene from the upcoming film, "An Awkward Trizuh" (7.3) | | 2. | A big factor in Al Gore's failed presidential campaign was his insistance on trying to get young people to "scissors the vote". (7.3) | | 3. | Al’s new friends were convinced he was gay, because he wouldn’t stop talking about how much he hated bush. (6.3) | | 4. | How did he lose to G.W. (5.8) | | 5. | These boys know hot to recycle - yo yo yo. (5.3) |
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| 1. | "Michelle...psst...Michelle...I'm starting to think this isn't the guy from the Subway commercials...." (8.5) | | 2. | Beauties and The Beef (8.0) | | 3. | 2 sets of B cups and one set of D's! (8.0) | | 4. | In the case of a water landing... (8.0) | | 5. | Sometimes the manatees just come up an lie with the locals. (7.1) |
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| 1. | This is absurd…I mean who parks there truck ON the beach? (8.0) | | 2. | Wait, don't you wanna see whats in the bag? (7.8) | | 3. | Hell, they ain't nothing compared to what I got locked up in my basement right now. (7.0) | | 4. | If they play their cards right, I'd do'em (6.6) | | 5. | Man, I've really let myself go... (6.4) |
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| 1. | The truly sad thing about this photo, aside from the fake tans, boy-band outfits, and general douchebaggery, is the fact that there are equally pathetic women that sleep with these ass clowns. (8.3) | | 2. | Harlem, 1999. Photo taken mere minutes before Don Greco, Steve Patterson, Ray Bowls, and Evan Tanner were savagely beaten to death. (7.0) | | 3. | One douche, two douche, three douche, tranny douche (6.8) | | 4. | the defintion of "gay" (6.3) | | 5. | menudo (6.0) |
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| 1. | Little did everyone know, Kryptonite wasn’t Superman’s only weakness. (8.0) | | 2. | Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Translation - One thrust and a bloody mess. (7.7) | | 3. | I'm going to do you again, but this time as Superman (7.2) | | 4. | "Okay Invisible man, hurry up, I got next!" (6.5) | | 5. | Clark Kent wasn't a pedophile, unfortunately Superman was. (6.5) |
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| 1. | John was left needing foot reconstruction surgery after dancing with his little sister Flo. (9.5) | | 2. | Shaniqua was later kicked out of the reception after eating the caterer. (9.5) | | 3. | After losing a bet, Jimmie is forced to stand behind the girl who farts all the time. (5.5) | | 4. | This would turn any man gay..... (5.5) | | 5. | Hey Joey, I think I'm going to score this one. (5.0) |
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