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| 1. | Notice how the chicks will huddle together for protection when they sense a predator is near. (10.0) | | 2. | Surf City my ass, this place is like 100 to 1. (5.0) |
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| 1. | Wall-E's taking us home! (8.5) | | 2. | Clay Aiken is gay? (5.5) | | 3. | I would eat only salad for a month for a Klondike bar (4.5) |
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| 1. | A scene from the upcoming film, "An Awkward Trizuh" (7.5) | | 2. | A big factor in Al Gore's failed presidential campaign was his insistance on trying to get young people to "scissors the vote". (7.2) | | 3. | How did he lose to G.W. (7.0) | | 4. | Al’s new friends were convinced he was gay, because he wouldn’t stop talking about how much he hated bush. (7.0) | | 5. | These boys know hot to recycle - yo yo yo. (6.7) |
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| 1. | "Michelle...psst...Michelle...I'm starting to think this isn't the guy from the Subway commercials...." (8.5) | | 2. | Beauties and The Beef (8.0) | | 3. | 2 sets of B cups and one set of D's! (8.0) | | 4. | Sometimes the manatees just come up an lie with the locals. (7.1) | | 5. | Whats a guy have to do to get body guards like them (6.8) |
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| 1. | Wait, don't you wanna see whats in the bag? (8.6) | | 2. | This is absurd…I mean who parks there truck ON the beach? (8.0) | | 3. | Hell, they ain't nothing compared to what I got locked up in my basement right now. (7.0) | | 4. | If they play their cards right, I'd do'em (6.6) | | 5. | Man, I've really let myself go... (6.4) |
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| 1. | The truly sad thing about this photo, aside from the fake tans, boy-band outfits, and general douchebaggery, is the fact that there are equally pathetic women that sleep with these ass clowns. (8.3) | | 2. | One douche, two douche, three douche, tranny douche (6.8) | | 3. | the defintion of "gay" (5.3) | | 4. | Harlem, 1999. Photo taken mere minutes before Don Greco, Steve Patterson, Ray Bowls, and Evan Tanner were savagely beaten to death. (5.0) | | 5. | Heeeeeeeeey (4.7) |
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| 1. | Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Translation - One thrust and a bloody mess. (8.5) | | 2. | Little did everyone know, Kryptonite wasn’t Superman’s only weakness. (7.5) | | 3. | I'm going to do you again, but this time as Superman (7.3) | | 4. | Clark Kent wasn't a pedophile, unfortunately Superman was. (6.4) | | 5. | Although Aquaman became a member of the Justice League he refused to discuss the initiation ritual. (6.3) |
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| 1. | Shaniqua was later kicked out of the reception after eating the caterer. (10.0) | | 2. | John was left needing foot reconstruction surgery after dancing with his little sister Flo. (9.5) | | 3. | Hey Joey, I think I'm going to score this one. (5.0) | | 4. | ... and the next day, the gym needed new floor panelling. (0.0) |
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| 1. | Voldemort changed his tune when he ran into this group of mudbloods. (8.3) | | 2. | A still from the slightly less popular: 19 girls and a cup. (7.7) | | 3. | Who's the new girl? (6.5) | | 4. | Who doesn't love a dirty girl. (6.0) | | 5. | Wish I had a garden hose! (6.0) |
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| 1. | I'm gonna McFuck these chicks (8.5) | | 2. | Ladies, ladies, ease off my McNuggets. (8.4) | | 3. | Hey girls!...wanna see my Big Mac's special sauce? (7.7) | | 4. | Ronald McDonald giving 3 thumbs up. (7.5) | | 5. | Ronald wins his 3rd ADULT Video EMMY (7.3) |
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